I require someone to keep me amused and well cared for. I am a wild flower in need of some nuture.

I don't mind if you have a large belly, I could rest my glass of ale upon it.
I don't mind if you have nostril hair of longish length, my cats will play with it.
I don't mind if your nose is prominent I could hang my washing out on it.
I don't mind if your feet are large, you could use them to help ferry me across a ditch.

I need to be constantly amused, you may get time off for a short cat nap, you will have a cat basket to sleep in and will eat outside with all the other creatures that live within my domain.

Interested?? please mail me with your offerings.

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